Upcoming Updates to The Anthony Show (Updated)

You might be wondering, "Hey, The Anthony Show! What's next?" Well, in case you're interested, this is an assortment of topics I hope to tackle sooner if not later:

• The first time I got drunk
• More works of writing that I never finished, or even started
• The in-progress reports of the stuff I'm actually trying to finish
• What happened at 7-Eleven that time
• What happened at the gynecologist's office that time
• How I discovered the magic in "magic" mushrooms
• Reviews of fashion blogs
• Discussions of famous and once-famous people who died young
• The Unknown Comic and his brief influence on my comedy
• Tales from my days as a custodian while in high school
• The time we almost burned down the woods in our neighborhood
• A discussion of the greatness that is Sam Cooke
• Some sort of rant about certain Facebook ads
• Things that I need to buy but have put off buying because of an increasingly dire lack of funds
• My relationship with seafood
• Complaints about more people I haven't personally met