Showing posts with label fashion blogs. Show all posts
Showing posts with label fashion blogs. Show all posts

Monday, March 14, 2011

And I'll Be Prepared, If I Ever Decide to Become a Cross-Dresser

It might strike with you with surprise to learn that I have a slight obsession with fashion blogs, considering that I demonstrate none of the hallmarks of someone who has an interest in fashion, which could include:
  • Subscribing to Vogue (even though I do know who "A.L.T." is)
  • Following the Fashion Week runway shows
  • Watching fashion-based reality programming like that Tyra Banks show or the other one the name of which I can’t recall because I don’t watch it
There are women who would kill for this bag. And by that I mean, commit capital murder.

Nor does my own wardrobe reflect any real interest in fashion; the most accurate way I can describe my ""style"" (I put that in double-double quotes because my style isn't worthy of even a single set) is “feeble attempts to minimize embarrassment.”
This logo drives some women into a frenzy.
Yet I find myself drawn to a category of blogs whose common elements seem to be:
  • A blog name that's warm and fuzzy, occasionally treacly
  • An almost daily photo of the author in her current outfit – usually several views of the same outfit
  • The outfits could be expensive, but in many cases the blog is mostly about "style on a budget"
  • A detailed description of said outfit, which could include where and why its parts were purchased
  • References to other blog posts where parts of today’s outfit were matched with different pieces to create an entirely new outfit
  • A handful or more of comments from readers complimenting the author on her outfit
  • Pictures of clothing and shoes that the author wishes to purchase but cannot (because of price or availability), has just purchased, or has just received
  • Giveaways of makeup and clothing, either from personal stock or from a sponsor
  • Vacation pictures, either with a significant other or a dozen of her closest bestest love-ya-forever friends
  • Photos and descriptions of delicious meals eaten at restaurants or cooked at home, usually something exotic like risotto or paella or tapas or fish tacos
  • Photos and descriptions of delicious desserts eaten at restaurants or baked at home, usually cupcakes
  • An impressive number of fellow bloggers who have signed up as followers, usually numbering in the hundreds